This isn’t just a shirt. It’s scripture reclaimed, heresy redefined, and morality weaponized. The “GOD APPROVES ROBBING BILLIONAIRES” tee is a wearable indictment of hoarded wealth and spiritual hypocrisy, drawn straight from the pages of the Old Testament—where Jubilee was law, the prophets were anti-empire, and justice wasn’t polite.
Inspired by Leviticus 25 and the radical economic ethics of ancient Israel, this design speaks in the sacred language of satire. It’s not about theft—it’s about redistribution, spiritual integrity, and the moral bankruptcy of obscene wealth in a suffering world.
Crafted for the theologically dangerous, politically awake, and fashionably faithful.
Limited release. Eternally true.
Product features
- 100% Cotton: Durable and smooth fabric that enhances print quality.
- Garment-Dyed: Vintage color and texture for a unique look.
- Wide Rib Collar: Comfortable neckline adds to the classic style.
- Sustainable Manufacturing: Meets OEKO-TEX Standard 100 for eco-friendly practices.
- Socially Responsible: Made in WRAP-certified facilities, ensuring fair labor standards.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 26.50 | 28.50 | 30.20 | 31.50 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length, in | 16.00 | 17.75 | 19.50 | 20.75 | 21.75 | 23.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
