Gospel Irony Series – Limited Drop
This is the Gospel according to the voting record.
A direct quote from Matthew 25, modernized for the budget committee.
Printed in bold red on heavyweight cotton, this shirt doesn’t just speak—it indicts.
It’s a rebuke to prosperity gospel logic, partisan piety, and compassion that stops at the ballot box.
 
Jesus didn’t ask for work requirements.
He didn’t limit miracles by household income.
And he sure as hell didn’t campaign on cutting food aid.
This isn’t merch. It’s sacred resistance.
 

Product features
- 100% Cotton: Durable and smooth fabric that enhances print quality.
- Garment-Dyed: Vintage color and texture for a unique look.
- Wide Rib Collar: Comfortable neckline adds to the classic style.
- Sustainable Manufacturing: Meets OEKO-TEX Standard 100 for eco-friendly practices.
- Socially Responsible: Made in WRAP-certified facilities, ensuring fair labor standards.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean



 
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Width, in
18.00
20.00
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24.00
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Length, in
26.50
28.50
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33.50


Sleeve length, in
16.00
17.75
19.50
20.75
21.75
23.50


Size tolerance, in
1.00
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1.00
1.00
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1.00